The Big Spring Tour! (and a bit about Dumpsters.)
April 12, 2012 Tags: Events, REAL PAPER BOOKS, School visitsI had this mini-conversation at the Post Office yesterday, where I was mailing a package of signed books.
Postal Worker: These things are headed the way of the Dumpster.
Me (with slight concern, thinking she was referring to anything sent via “Media Mail” these days): What?
Postal Worker: Everybody’s got their Kindle now.
Me: Oh. Yes. I suppose so.
Postal Worker: My nine-year-old granddaughter, she’s always reading on that little screen. I love books, myself.
Me: Yeah… So do I.
And then I walked away, feeling vaguely sad and disoriented, thinking of copies of my books being cheerily tossed into Dumpsters by house-cleaning Kindle-owners.
I suppose it’s true that Kindles and Nooks and iPads are taking the place of paper books — when it comes to certain books and certain readers, at least. They are handy and speedy and trendy (and dubiously eco-conscious), and there’s not much point in bemoaning their existence, whatever their pros or cons. But here’s the thing: They’re headed the way of the Dumpster too.
Just like phonographs, and record players, and Walkmans (Walkmen?), and CDs, and eventually, iPods. Just like those weird, boxy, early-days mobile phones that are approximately the size of a man’s penny loafer.
Someday, Kindles and Nooks and other e-readers will be outdated items that no one can repair or supply with media anymore. And on that day, books–all the books left in the world–will still work.
When I was in England with my college choir, we visited a medieval church where a monk showed us the oldest book in the church’s collection. It had been handwritten by that very same church’s monks sometime in the 10th century. It was a thick volume with a plain, graying cover, and he opened its pages to show us the squarish, black-and-red calligraphy that had come from those monks’ pens, recording the Latin chants they had sung more than a thousand years ago. It was like a line strung through time, straight back to those medieval men squinting over their tables with their candles and quills. I cried. And on the day when the last e-reader is sold, supplanted by some new form of technology, that book from the 10th century will still be serving its function–being read, and making some other sentimental choirgirl cry. I hope.
Speaking of books and ways to get them, I am about to embark on a multi-state, multi-author tour. C. Alexander London (An Accidental Adventure), Adam Gidwitz (A Tale Dark and Grimm), E.J. Altbacker (Shark Wars) and yours truly are heading off on what the Penguin publicity department has named the “Endangered Authors Tour” — a game-show themed program planned and hosted by performers from Story Pirates — visiting schools and bookstores in Texas, California, and New York. Craziness will surely ensue.
If you’d like to catch us for a signing on the road, here’s the current itinerary. Public events are in bold.